Solving the Equation of My Depression, Part Three

“BACHELORETTE #3, give me three words to describe yourself”.


“Melancholy. Gassy. Melancholy.”


Me on a dating show.


For those who think depression is trendy, I politely ask you to “go fuck yourself”. 


I’ve enabled myself for years. 


“You don’t want to go out…just bail!”

“You are worthless so skip school/work!”

“You think people love your pathetic ass? TELL HIM YOU AREN’T INTERESTED”


The last thing I would ever think would be “Go on, be trendy”.